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DING.COM

WHERE EVERY MORNING WE ALL DING IT THEN CONTINUE TO HAVE A BLESSED DAY

WE DRINK OUR DAILY DING JUICE

OUT OF OUR SWEET DING CUP

THE ONLY ORNAMENTS ON OUR TREE WAS THE DING ORNAMENT

AND OUR KIDS WEAR THE DING SHIRTS AND CLOTHES WE HAVE MADE

DING WEAR

DING HAS STARTED A SOFTBALL TEAM AND THEIR UNIFORMS ARE COMING IN

 BUT THEY GOT THEIR HATS IN 

TO PLACE AN ORDER PICK UP YOUR PHONE AND 

CALL .....HOLD ON YOUR NOT A DING BROTHER. IF YOU 

ARE A DING BROTHER YOU GET ONE FREE.

Sucks to be a NON-ding brother

THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT CAN'T DO IT IS GIRLS

THIS IS AN EXAMPLE BUT WE TAKE THE DING AWAY FROM HER. THE ONLY TIME A GIRL CAN GET ONE IF SHE DOES A OUT OF THIS WORLD THING THAT THE DING BROTHERS AGREE SHE CAN GET ONE

ONE THING WE HAVE CONTROL OVER GIRLS AND NON-DING BROTHERS IS 

DING HAS POWER.

YOU MESS WITH ONE DING BROTHERS,

 YOU MESS WITH ALL THE DING BROTHERS

DING CREATORS:

 KYLE HOCK

 MICKEY/DANIEL HOCK

 DEMI DIXON

RECRUITS:

 RONALD HOCK

 RUBEN VALENTINE

 A.J. ROCKWELL

STEVE SPADE

 HANK ROCKWELL

 MATT DIXON

 SCOTT LEONARD

 NEAL WELLS

 BROOKS

 BEN HENRY

 PHILLIP HENRY

 MATTHEW HENRY

 JAMIE MEDARIS

 JOSH BAUSCH

 SANDY BAUSCH
JASON YATES

 TYLER KENNEDY

 JUSTIN HOLMES

 NICK PROCTOR

 DARRELL ALEX
ISIAH FRANCO

 DENIED THE DING SO HE DENIED HIMSELF

 DANIEL WINDSOR

(KICKED OUT FOR "UNDISCLOSED" REASONS, HE DENIED HIMSELF, ALSO HAS RECONIZED 

HIS REASON FOR GETTING TAKEN OUT OF THE DING. 

SO HE TAKES HIS DINGS AWAY FROM HIM ALSO. BUT HE IS ON OF THE FUNNIEST GUYS 

ON THIS PLANET BESIDE KYLE AND DANIEL a.k.a. MICKEY HOCK )
DING IS NOT A THING IT IS A LIFESTYLE

!!!!!!!!

DING WANNA BE'S BUT GOT KICKED OUT DUE TO LACK OF DINGS/OR DINGS TO GIRLS AND DIDN"T TAKE THEN BACK

 JEFF YATES 

 JARED SANSOM (WAS NEVER IN THE DING)

 JEREMY CAMPBELL

 ANTONIO CAMPBELL

ONCE A DING BROTHER ALWAYS A DING BROTHER,

UNLESS THE CREATORS THINK YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED OR YOU DO SOMETHING TO ONE OF THE DING BROTHERS.

THE ONLY ONES ALLOWED IN OR OUT ARE VOTED BY THE DING BROTHERS.